Yndlings replik

[Magnum]

Crocodile' Dundee II, i New Yorks undergrundsbane, hvor to japanerne tror det var Clint Eastwood (Dundee) de så uddele tæsk:

"Clint Eastwood...Very tall !"

[Fabritius]

"There are no such thing as stupid questions. Only stupid people"
- Homer Simpson

[Mads Gjødesen]

Homer styrer...:

Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course, and I forgot how to drive?

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.

Alright brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. But lets just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

If he's so smart, how come he's dead?

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

I see CTRL...but not ANY key

Lisa, if the bible has taught us nothing else (and it hasn't) is that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such

/Mads

[Peter]

Hej

I Crocodile Dundee, hvor han bliver spurgt hvor store hans chancer er for at komme ud med hans jakke, han siger, better than average, og kaster hans kniv lige henover hovedet på skurken.

MVH Peter

[Gooman]

The Simpsons:

Skolebussen løber løbsk og Milhouse råber:

"Wow! It's just like speed 2, only with a bus instead of a boat"

[Peter]

Hej

Den klassiske, skide godt Egon.

MVH Peter

[hannover_dk]

peter Skrev:Hej

Den klassiske, skide godt Egon.

MVH Peter

Jamen Yvonne?
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[RunesS_phpbb3_import15750]

Fra mandrillen:

"Rødvins toilettet! Hvis du afføring lugter af lort!"

"Nøj for en lugtehat"

"Det er selvfølgeligt rigtig nok, men hvorfor asker de på min ryg?"

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[Peter]

Hej

Der er også den her, jeg har en plan.

MVH Peter

[Bo Søby Hansen]

Fra Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy;
"So long and thanks for all the fish!"
Fra Shogun
"A bath? A man can get awfully sick from taking a bath!"