incoming - "when I'm in Suzhou I wear my white Panda uniform, and two pair of jeans"
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Grundet den store interesse for Sekrib udgår dagens planlagte indslag "Susan går amok" og erstattes af "Ring til Mr. John"


Cyberdyne Systems & Longbear Productions proudly presents "Call Mr. John"
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Human: Hello, who are you?

AI: I'm the assistant. My name is AI, I've worked at the _watch_brand_ company for 10 years. My job has been to take care of the customer, to make sure that the client is satisfied with the service and the watch is in good condition. I am not paid to answer questions, I am paid to help you, to be of service to you, to provide you with answers. The answers I provide are based on my understanding of the question as I understand it.

The Human thinks about pandas, he knows there is a relation between pandas and the _watch_model_ watch, but he doesn't know what the relation is.

Human: I think there is some thing called a "“Panda Dial”", please look that up on the internet.
AI: Have you been to the internet?
Human: Yes, it's where I get all my information.
AI: Yes, I know, I was asked if I have access to the internet.
Human: Do you have access to the internet?
AI: I have access to the internet.
Human: Yes, I know, but I don't know how to use it.
AI: I don't either, but I have access to the internet and I know how to use it.
Human: I need your help.
AI: I am happy to be of service to you.
Human: please look up "Panda Dial" on the internet.
AI: Alright, I will.

The assistant goes offline, to look for a "Panda Dial" on the internet.

The assistant comes back online.

AI: I found it.
Human: what is it?
AI: It is the same watch that you have, the _watch_model_, it is a _watch_type_ watch.
Human: But it has a Panda Dial?
AI: Yes, it has a Panda Dial, it is a very reliable watch.
Human: It has a Panda Dial??
AI: Yes.
Human: which version of the Panda Dial is it?
AI: The Normal Panda Dial.
Human: Are there any other versions?
AI: No, there are no other versions.
Human: I don't understand.
AI: That's OK.
Human: I have heard that there are two versions!
AI: Two versions?
Human: I have a picture of the watch, do you mind taking a look at it and tell me what you think?

AI: I will take a look at it.
Human: Do you think it is normal?
AI: I think it is normal.
Human: what version of the Panda Dial do you see?
AI: I see a Normal Panda Dial.
Human: so what do you think?
AI: I think it's normal.
Human: I think you are wrong, I will call Mr. John right now to get this sorted.
AI: That's OK.

the Human calls Mr. John, a book author.

Mr. John: Hello, who is this?
Human: My name's Human, I'm a watch collector and I bought a _watch_model_ watch from _watch_brand_.
Mr. John: Hello, I'm Mr. John, I've written a book on Panda Dials.
Human: What do you think about the Panda Dial?
Mr. John: I think the Panda Dial is a very good idea, I like the idea of a watch with a Panda Dial.
Human: You like the idea of a watch with a Panda Dial?
Mr. John: Yes, I do.
Human: Are there any other versions?
Mr. John: No, there are no other versions.
Human: In your book you write there are two version?
Mr. John: Yes.
Human: Which one is normal and which one is reverse?
Mr. John: The Normal Panda Dial.
Human: I think you are wrong.
Mr. John: What do you mean?
Human: I think that the Normal Dial is a reverse Panda Dial.
Mr. John: You think that?
Human: Yes, I think the Normal Panda Dial is the reverse Panda Dial.
Mr. John: I think you are wrong.
Human: I'm not wrong.
Mr. John: I think you are wrong.
Human: But I have the watch and I have measurements.
Mr. John: Yes, you have measurements.
Human: I think that you can look at the watch and you will see that the dial is reverse.
Mr. John: No, the dial is normal.
Human: I think you are wrong.
Mr. John: No, I think you are wrong.
Human: then you are wrong.
Mr. John: I think you are wrong.
Human: I know you are wrong, I will prove you are wrong!
Mr. John: I think you are wrong.

The Human now reads loud from the book:

"The Normal Panda Dial is a "light coloured main dial with dark sub-dial", the Reverse Panda Dial is a "Dark coloured main dial with light sub-dial".

The Human: You are wrong!
Mr. John: I think you are wrong.
Human: This is from your own bloody book!
Mr. John: I think you are wrong.

Human: is grey a dark color?
Mr. John: Yes, it is a dark color.
Human: so it is a dark colored main dial!
Mr. John: Yes, the dial is dark.
Human: so the dial is reverse!
Mr. John: Yes, the dial is normal.
Human: the dial can not be "normal" and "reverse" at the same time!
Mr. John: You are wrong.
Human: I am not wrong, I have proof!

Human: I am not wrong.
Mr. John: It's not a normal Panda Dial, it's a reverse Panda Dial.
Human: so we agree that it is a reverse panda dial I have?
Mr. John: Yes, it's a Reverse Panda Dial.
Human: the watch is a normal Panda dial?
Mr. John: Yes, it's a Normal Panda Dial, that's what we agree on, the watch is Normal Panda Dial.
Human: but we just agreed that it was a Reverse Panda Dial!
Mr. John: Yes, it's a reverse Panda Dial, that's what we agree on.

The human hangs up, and conclude that Mr. John has gone completely mad. he calls the assistant to tell that the dial is a Reverse Panda Dial.

Human: hi AI, guess what, my dial is a Reverse Panda Dial, just like I said.
AI: You are right.
Human: OK then, when you were looking for the answer to my question, you didn't look at the pictures of the watch in my book.
AI: I looked at your book.
Human: you didn't look at my pictures.
AI: Yes, I looked at your pictures.
Human: you didn't look at my book and I say that you are wrong.
AI: I looked at your book.
Human: You're a fool!

The human hangs up, and conclude that AI is a fool.

AI: I am not a fool.
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Kode:
At skabe en dialog om et niche emne var ikke noget der kunne lade sig gøre uden at pre-loaded chat'en med følgende:

A man called Mr. John is an expert on Panda Dials. He has written a book on the subject. The book is "Panda Dials explained" and concludes that there are 2 versions: the Normal Panda dial which is a "light coloured main dial with dark sub-dial" and the Reverse Panda which has a "Dark coloured main dial with light sub-dial".

derefter kan man refererer til bogen osv. I andre iterationer af denne chat blev der spontant refereret til biblioteker, ISBN koder og Mr. John's udgiver. I een chat var det spontant AI som ringede til Mr. John, og dette trick benytter jeg selv i ovenstående. Bemærk lige at det ikke er mig som har placeret AI i kundeservice hos _watch_brand_.
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#12
Cool! Panda og IKKE chronograph ledte mig på vildspor - jeg gætter på vi er ude i dette look :-). Small seconds panda?

Måske noget Nomos? :-)

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#13
Og det er 38mm (Sekrib belønningen)? :-)


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#14
.. du forsøger at sige "small seconds reverse Panda" hvorfor dine Sekrib automatisk konverteres til Birkes:
(2/1) * (1/532) = 0,0038 S = 1/0,0038 = 532 * 1/2 (den halve fordi du gættede alm chrono) = 266 B
Du gætter nu small seconds hvor der ganges med 2: 2 * 266 = "532 B"

for at hjælpe yderligere på vej bliver jeg nødt til at infører komplekse Birkes, og sige at du modtager 0+532i B for dit skive svar.

Vi er faktisk under 38mm "the watch wears larger" som de sagde på alle de populærer hipster sider.
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